To Saturn and Pluto
People say Saturn Return is like Saturn coming back home, checking what you have and have not done, and you need to adopt to Saturn so that you can pass their testing. Bullshit! Well, Saturn you big little shit, since you have returned, let me tell you what you have been doing wrong all these years in other signs, and how you should improve for better instead. Jesus! Calm the fuck down! Hitting me in face doesn't change the fact that you have been doing shit in other signs. By shit I mean you did not live up to the supposedly Saturnian standards. And it's been a bad structure that you built up. You think that is authority? You think something like that will last long? You think that is hard work, limitations, or whatever the things you are supposed to be ruling? Oh no no no. Let me tell you what could last forever. Let me teach you a lesson on what true legacy, restrictions, boundaries are, and how a up-to-standard, true Saturn should act like, and how you should be ruling those realms, so that the next time you enter Libra, Sagittarius, and Capricorn, you'll know better.
Pluto, too! Yes, You! This is my house. So you have been a very bad guest. I had the decency to allow you to stay when Capricorn no longer wants you. You can, too, do all kind of crap to me and still it doesn't change the fact that you haven't been ruling what you supposedly ruling in the right way. Fact is fact and hitting me in the face just adds another evidence and fact to why you haven't been following 天理.
-- From an Aquarius that actually sticks to what you two should have been